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Toot
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:18 pm Reply with quote
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I used to do this all the time at Corp's old forum.. now I will do it on my own forum....

ALL FART LOVERS! Please post a real life experience you have had with a female farting in this thread.

The Topic- One of the longest farts you have heard a female rip!

Here's my contribution.....

Years back I was dating this girl, a hot brunette, Carmen Electra type look. Anyways, my mom had gotten sick and we went to visit her. We were walking up to my mom's front door when she all of a sudden stopped and says, "Hey, I gotta let this one out before I go into your mom's house" She stopped at the top of the stairs and stuck out her big, round booty. All of a sudden you could hear a low, bassy moaning fart! BRRUUMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! I swear it went on for about 10 seconds. I grabbed her hand and said "come on" and she was like "wait, it's still going on"... man that fart was long! Sounded just like a tuba or a foghorn! Unfortunately, I was upset because my mom was really sick at the time so I could not enjoy the fart at the time.. but I still look back on that one as one of "the greats".

Now it's your turn! Keep this thread alive by sharing your own stories!

Toot


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byob
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:50 am Reply with quote
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Great story, Toot!!

When I was younger, I lived with a couple friends. One of them, a young lady of 22, was just amazing. She was very attractive. In excellent shape and had a lovely round full ass. On top of that she loved to wear tight fitting pants - spandex, lycra, denim, etc. The best thing about this girl was that she had a gas "problem". It was a problem for her, not for me. She would fart constantly. Mostly quiet, sometimes loud - always very stinky. She farted all the time and was not at all bashful about it.

It was like living in heaven.

I would egg her on by farting around her and on her stuff. In response, she would do an excellent job of getting even. Whilst she never farted directly in my face (sadly), she did once come into my room with a silly expression on her face. I knew what she was up to. It started as a hiss - it actually sounded like a gas leak. I could smell it even as it was still happening. She had moved right beside my desk where I was studying. This hiss changed to a buzz and she started to laugh, when the fart finally broke into quacks as she was breaking into hysterics. It was the longest (and smelliest) fart from a woman I had ever witnessed. And it was in my bedroom.

Laughing, I escorted her out of my room, closed and locked the door and enjoyed her amazing gift.
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Anagnps
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:02 pm Reply with quote
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wow great stories! Surprised
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MeanMachine
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:07 am Reply with quote
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byob, that was great, any other stories about this girl and how bad her farts smelled?



I wish I could contribute myself, but I think the longest female fart I've ever heard in person was about half a second.
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byob
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:04 am Reply with quote
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MeanMachine wrote:
byob, that was great, any other stories about this girl and how bad her farts smelled?



I wish I could contribute myself, but I think the longest female fart I've ever heard in person was about half a second.


Glad you enjoyed! I will make you a deal. You tell us about your half second fart experience (I would LOVE to hear about that!) and I will post another story about this girl I lived with.

Deal?
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MeanMachine
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:11 am Reply with quote
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Sure, I can tell some of the few stories I have, although I can't imagine they will be too enjoyable.


In high school, there was this really hot girl named Erin. She was one of those really uptight bitchy girls who never would've admitted to farting or anything like that. One day we were taking a test so the class was quite. She sneezed, and I swear to God, she farted at the same time. Since the sneeze mostly covered up the noise (maybe she even planned it), no on really noticed or if they did they didn't laugh or say anything.

Also, a babysitter I had when I was very young would often fart around me. Even at that age (probably 7-9) I already had something of an abnormal interest in them. My memories are pretty hazy, but I do remember one of her farts in particular being very loud, long, and stinky.

I have had a few experiences with silent farts as well. Also in HS, a very attractive blonde girl named Kelly sat next to me in freshman English. This class was right after lunch and I think her food would give her gas, because there were at least 3 or 4 times when I smelled a distinct fart smell that had to have come from her. They weren't incredibly bad smelling, but it would linger for awhile and it was more than enough to excite me.

Probably the worst smelling (likely) girl fart I ever encountered was a few years ago in college. My fraternity was having a party with a sorority in our frat house basement. Four to five times within a fairly short timespan, this absolutely rancid fart smell would overtake sections of the basement. Every time, it originated from an area where only girls were standing around. This was very noticeable to my other friends in the frat, and they all agreed it was coming from a girl (if it was any of us, we would've been willing to claim it and probably brag about it). Unfortunately, I was never able to figure out what particular girl it was, which kind of ruins it since some of them were much more attractive than others.


Ok, so now that I've told my stories, let's here more about yours. Particularly, I'd like to know more about what this girl looked like, what her farts smelled like, how long the smell would remain, and other specific incidents you may remember. What is most interesting for me is the smell rather than the sound. Also, this is a little off-topic but if you have any stories about her, or any other girls, stinking up the bathroom after taking a crap, that would be really great (I have a topic about that in the Other Interests forum). Hope this isn't all too much to ask but I'd really appreciate. If you want more details from any of my stories just let me know, and I'll try to answer!
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Toot
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:05 pm Reply with quote
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This is the story of a really hot brunette I was dating years back... really hot looking... big butt, big boobs.. Sandra Bolluck look alike. Anyways I was at home taking a bath after a long day of working out.... I was home alone when I heard her come in(we were seriously dating so she had a key to my house). Anyways she sat down on the floor of the bathroom and was telling me all about her day and how she was doing. After giving me her 15 minute "run down" she says "I am going to go make a few phone calls while you finish up your bath". She starts to stand up but crawls over to the tub doggy style to give me a kiss before she goes in the other room. After the kiss she kinda just sits there for a second, leaning on the side of the tub sort of "zoning out".... I'm like whats wrong? Suddenly she bites her bottom lip and pushes out a 4 second long, bassy "trombone" sounding fart! "Ahhh, that felt good" she giggles... she stands up and starts to walk away when I said... "You know you gotta let me smell that one"... she comes back and sticks her round, fat booty right in my face as I take a big whiff of her LONG, LOUD sulphur bomb! That is actually one of my favorite fart memories.. hope you all enjoy! Now it's your turn to contribute more to this thread for us all to enjoy!

Toot
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byob
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:44 am Reply with quote
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Thanks MeanMachine - you undervalue your stories. I LOVE hearing about babysitters. Never had such a joyous experience with any of mine.

Anyhow, a deal is a deal - back to my old room-mate. First the specifics: What did she look like? Brunette, past shoulder length straight hair, 5'7 ish probably around 125-130 pounds. Attractive face, not gorgeous. Very "real" looking if that makes any sense. She had pretty brown eyes, a larger than normal Italian looking nose cute round cheeks and fullish lips. Her upper body was slender, but she had a relatively thick waist. Not fat at all, actually quite athletic and very nice shape. Her bum was just lovely. It stuck out like a bubble and was very firm looking.

I am trying to think of a celeb that would come close and I think I have it - she really looked a lot like a young Barbara Streisand. BINGO:


Okay okay, back to farting. Gawd, how I get distracted. You asked about her smell. Wow, there was quite a variety. She truly farted more than anyone I have ever known, including me and I am a total pig. They most often smelled like... Have you ever left a dish cloth sitting for too long? Sort of a mildewy smell was her most common fragrance. The smell would stick around for seconds, sometimes a minute.

One time she was reading and she blasted a massive fart into a pillow she was sitting on. I came right over to uhm, tease her and she got up from her seat. The pillow was right there. The imprint of lycra clad ass was still perfectly preserved in this pillow of hers, and I made a quick decision I am ever so grateful for. I grabbed the pillow and made like I was going to smother her with it (in a playful way!). She bolted out of the room, laughing. I took my prize, and buried my face right in the middle of the pillow and inhaled as deeply as I could. The stench was wonderfully overpowering. Rancid rancid mildewy fart straight from her ass into that hot pillow. Wow! I am getting aroused just thinking about that 15 year old memory.

The memory is 15. The girl was 22. Just making that clear!
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Toot
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:09 pm Reply with quote
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byob wrote:
Thanks MeanMachine - you undervalue your stories. I LOVE hearing about babysitters. Never had such a joyous experience with any of mine.

Anyhow, a deal is a deal - back to my old room-mate. First the specifics: What did she look like? Brunette, past shoulder length straight hair, 5'7 ish probably around 125-130 pounds. Attractive face, not gorgeous. Very "real" looking if that makes any sense. She had pretty brown eyes, a larger than normal Italian looking nose cute round cheeks and fullish lips. Her upper body was slender, but she had a relatively thick waist. Not fat at all, actually quite athletic and very nice shape. Her bum was just lovely. It stuck out like a bubble and was very firm looking.

I am trying to think of a celeb that would come close and I think I have it - she really looked a lot like a young Barbara Streisand. BINGO:


Okay okay, back to farting. Gawd, how I get distracted. You asked about her smell. Wow, there was quite a variety. She truly farted more than anyone I have ever known, including me and I am a total pig. They most often smelled like... Have you ever left a dish cloth sitting for too long? Sort of a mildewy smell was her most common fragrance. The smell would stick around for seconds, sometimes a minute.

One time she was reading and she blasted a massive fart into a pillow she was sitting on. I came right over to uhm, tease her and she got up from her seat. The pillow was right there. The imprint of lycra clad ass was still perfectly preserved in this pillow of hers, and I made a quick decision I am ever so grateful for. I grabbed the pillow and made like I was going to smother her with it (in a playful way!). She bolted out of the room, laughing. I took my prize, and buried my face right in the middle of the pillow and inhaled as deeply as I could. The stench was wonderfully overpowering. Rancid rancid mildewy fart straight from her ass into that hot pillow. Wow! I am getting aroused just thinking about that 15 year old memory.

The memory is 15. The girl was 22. Just making that clear!


great story byob and the pic helps us all to "visualize" the whole thing.. great contribution
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Toot
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:52 pm Reply with quote
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Here is another story about the "Sandra Bolluck" look-alike that was in the previous story. We were out of town on a day trip and we had been eating alot of junk food which was a "shock" to her system because she usually eats very healthy. We had just had "chili burgers" hours before which was my favorite but something that she had rarely eaten. We got back to the hotel to freshen up and she quickly went to the restroom. I could hear her "tinkling" from the other room as I changed from jeans to shorts. All of a sudden BBBBBLLLLAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTT! She ripped what had to be a 10 second long, LOUD bellowing fart that totally echoed in the toilet bowl. I was cracking up and was like "WTF". She started to laugh uncontrollably... "See what junk food does to me, now you know why I do not eat that shit" She finished peeing and and come on out of the bathroom. That was probably her longest fart ever! Too bad it was on the can.. I could not really enjoy it. Oh well.

Toot
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JJ877
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:00 pm Reply with quote
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Nice stories guys thanks.

Ok now I got one.

Well when I was about 13 I already had a big fetish for girls farting. I had this one friend who I would see once and a while and he had a little sister who was about 10 or 11. She was the usual annoying little kid except she loved to fart. Let me tell ya she was hot for a little girl. She had a nice ass. Anywho she loved to be annoying and especially steal my glasses. One day I made a deal with her that if she stopped taking my glasses that she could do anything like sit on my face and fart on me, anything. (putting those suggestions in there for good measure) So one day my friend went outside for about a half hour while I was at his house and I was all alone with his sister cuase his parents went out for a bit. So we were watching a movie and she wanted the chair I was sitting in. I said to her no its my chair silently hoping she would remember the deal. And to my great enjoyment she did. She said in a sly voice , "remember that deal and you said I could do anything"? " well nows the time " and she told me to slide down on the chair. I was laying down already but I slid a bit more and put my legs on a stool to make it more comfortable. She then said "Get ready to smell those beans I had for dinner!". And she plopped her ass down on my face and positioned so my nose was right up her hole. She let out six long wet farts in a row each about ten seconds. And they smelt like heaven (really bad smelling). And for that half hour was my first facefart encounter. And I know her still today and I'll have some more stories about her. She still farts on me these days Smile
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JJ877
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:40 pm Reply with quote
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Okay so this girl I talked about in the last story I see her again just last week. I went to see my friend and he wasn't home but she let me in and said he'd be home in about a half hour. She invited me in and we watched tv for a few minutes. (She is still as hot as ever) And she says "Remember that deal" with a smile and I had kinda forgotton so I said HUH? Then she reminded me and i agreed and asked what about it. She then told me to lay down on the couch face up. She told me that she had a bunch of junk food and was holding in a big fart. I was about to open my mouth and ask if this was a good idea (being my friends sister) and she dropped her round ass down on my face and let out an absolutely ENORMOUS FART out of her tight jeans. I was completely in awe it was like 30 seconds. She then took off her pants and sat beside me. Until my friend got back from wherever he was everytime she had to fart for 30 minutes she'd drop her stinky ass down on my face. It was great.
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Toot
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:47 am Reply with quote
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thanks for contributing to the thread JJ!


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Toot
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:31 pm Reply with quote
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ok.. ok.. heres another!

this is another about the Sandra Bolluck chick(man I miss her)
We were both riding in the car and I was on my way to giving her a ride to work. She had an "office" job and was dressed in sexy black dress pants that accented her huge ROUND ass. Anyways as I arrived to her work we said our goodbyes and I gave her a kiss. Just before she gets out of the car she starts giggling to her self for no apparent reason. I say to her "what are you laughing about?" she replies "I am sorry about this".... just then she leans to the side with her big booty pointed in my direction and ripped a 5 second long bassy fart! BRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMPH! "I have so much gas right now it's crazy" she says. We both laugh for a minute then she tilts her ass toward me one more time BRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMPPPPHHHHHH! another 5-6 second long bass ripper. "Ahhhhhh, I'm off to work now" she exclaims! There was not much smell...it was all SOUND! Sadly, this was before she knew I had a fart fetish so I just had to play it off or better yet laugh it off. That was one of the top 5 female farts that I have ever heard!
Man do I miss that girl!

KEEP COMING WITH THE GREAT STORIES GUYS!

Toot
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Toot
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:11 pm Reply with quote
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another.....

This is about a chick I met on the internet. She called her self "Big Red" or something like that. Anyways she was a tall latina chick with long curly red hair(dyed red of course) anyways I had begun chatting back and forth with her daily after meeting her in some chat room. She was very hot and she had a HUGE ass which is always going to be the "common denomonater" with any girl that I deal with because I love Big Asses... anyways we met on normal terms and had for the most part normal chit chat over the phone until I decided to tell her that I like farting girls. She thought I was really strange and was really taken back by it at first but then she started to have fun with it. Anyways... she would always call me weirdo and strange one and stuff like that and I just laughed it off. Then it happened.. one day we were "i.m. ing" each other on AOL because I was at work and could not talk on the phone. She typed something like, "You would love me today, I have been farting like crazy all day long".. .of course I was intrigued... I told her that I want to hear one.... after some convincing she agreed... so I told my boss I had to go to my car for a second and I went and called her from my cell phone. We talked for a few minutes and she just kept laughing at the thought of farting on the phone then all of a sudden she says... "wait, wait I got one" she put the phone to her ass and all I heard was BBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPTTTLLLLLFFFFTTTTTZZZZZZZZ! maybe a 5 second long "cheek flapper" of a fart! She laughed hysterically and I was like "Oh my goodness"..... I was very aroused but did not let her know just how much...a minute or two later I had to go back to work.. now the sad part...
After that HUMONGO fart she would not return anymore of my calls or emails... Either she was VERY embarrassed or she was freaked out about how much I was into her farting..... at any rate I lost contact with her forever
Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

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